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I fucking hate fortune tellers March 18, 2010

Posted by Siew in Personal, Society.
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Its amazing how people can believe that somehow the date of birth of a person will dictate how his life will be. Its even more amazing when this belief goes beyond just fun dabbling in mysticism and people start making life decisions based on these predictions. I mean, its one thing to avoid wearing a certain colour because some guru asks you too, but to decide who to marry and what job to take based on how the fucking stars align is just frustratingly dumb.

Apparently, my girlfriend is bad for me. She will control me and drive a wedge between my mum and I. She will cheat on me and sleep with her boss to get ahead in her career. All that apparently because we are both Tigers. Fucking genius isn’t it? Oh, and apparently, she will try to convert me. Never mind the fact that she has become increasingly disillusioned by the church over the years.

The fact of the matter is that I have never been the type to bow down to my mother when it comes to things that are important to me. I make concessions all the time just to keep the peace and to prevent her from exploding into a raging fit. But when it comes to something as important as who I marry, I’m not going to fold just because she believes some crack mystic who studied in China for a few years. Its my life. I am allowed to make my own mistakes.

The biggest problem now is that its likely to be a self fulfilling prophecy. My mum already made up her mind not to like her because she is a feisty character and a little darker than your average china doll. (Which is a fucking irony since she herself is one strong-headed woman. And she has Thai blood, making her dark-ish too). Now with some mystic telling her that the gods have dictated that our marriage will fail, she is going to be determined to see the relationship burn. And the best part is, when I try and reason with her about why the predictions are very unlikely to come true, she dismisses me with “Aiya, don’t want to talk about it la. You already made up your mind about it. I say what also you won’t listen. Blinded already, see what you want to see.” There is so much irony here I think even Oscar Wilde will cringe if he heard my story.

I’m also wearing a pendant that cost RM280 because I need protection. Argh!

I don’t think I will ever tire of saying it.

I FUCKING HATE FORTUNE TELLERS!

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1. Wilz - March 18, 2010

Dude… I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Laugh very loudly, or cry very anguishedly for you.

Let’s make it a chorus… I FUCKING HATE FORTUNE TELLERS HO!

2. William L - March 19, 2010

I feel for you, hang on there.

Tiger + Tiger = Cute kittens.

We should totally start a new type of fortune telling, but one that involves hot naked hungry lesbians wrestling playfully in a shallow ditch filled with delicious and all good and holy creme caramel.

3. BigBrother1984 - March 20, 2010

I am just passing by… and come across this.

Haha, you are so much like my brother.

Good Luck with that.

… and you will be fine.

4. joanne - May 6, 2010

HAHAHHAHAH i’m sorry i’m laughing but i also feel bad for you siew. it’ll work out kay? :P go find out REAL birth details, that might help. or just ask your girlfriend to the fortune teller and see how ridiculous it gets :D


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